March 2010
104 posts
“There are things that you don’t want to continue, but you are afraid to end....”
Well, what do you have?!?
Ordering at McDonalds
Me: Hi, can i get one sweet tea, two parfaits… Them: Sorry, we’re out of parfaits Me: Oh ok, do you have any apple pies left? Them: Mmm let me check…..no, sorry, we’re out ME: Ok do you have any sundaes? Them: yeah we do Me: then let me have a strawberry sundae and the sweet tea and that’ll do it *Pull up to the window* Them: Sorry ma’am,...
“I can’t see how the way that you leave me alone makes us close, i must be...”
– Dashboard Confessional - Anyone, anyone
“Keep your feet on the ground when your head’s in the clouds”
– Paramore - Brick by Boring Brick
Mom jokes
Mom: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Nope.
Mom: C'mon!!!
Me: No! I know it's not going to be funny
Mom: Okay so when you're dating you get a promise ring...
Me: No mom! It's not going to be funny!
Mom: ...and when you get engaged, you get an engagement ring...and when you get married, you get a wedding ring. So what do you get after the marriage?
Me: ..what?
Mom: Suffering!
--bahahahahahaha ok it was funny
